Poor Uno is not feeling too well today :( Explosive bum syndrome along with vomitting. He isn't as bouncy as he usually is and Chuck came home to two different messes today :( It's possible he ate something that is not agreeing with his stomach. Poor lil guy. He is drinking lots of water though so that is good. He had me so worried and I felt so bad!! :(
On a brighter note. I've never met a dog that was a diva until...... I got Uno. He is so dramatic. He thinks he's hott, and thinks he is doG. Uno thinks he rules the world.
One dramatic example: @ the thanksgiving cluster his breeder helped me trim his pad fur and you would have thought we were ripping out his toe nails out one by one with pliers... or basically torturing the dog b/c he was screaming bloody murder. It was so pathetic yet funny.
Anyways moving on with my story. This song has been on the radio for a little while now and Chuck and I both agree that it screams Uno. "Tick Tock" by Ke$sha.
If you've heard the song you may know what i'm talking about. We picture him strutting down the streets of Manhattan rocking out to this song with his strut.
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door
I'm gonna hit this city (Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking - pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite cd's
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we goin till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us -
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now, the party don't start until I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop,no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)
It's always a Party in Uno's world!
Feel better silly man...
Sure hope Uno is feeling better fast! Having it come out both ends is never good! Be careful he doesn't get dehydrated...
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ReplyDeleteaye.. he's feeling better but now has been doing this weird coughing thing. I don't think it's Kennel Cough though?? Coop had caught it yrs ago when he was younger and it doesn't sound the same... IDK how he'd catch Kennel Cough??
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